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December 30, 2004

Only in New York

My friend Nomi Burstein, who is visiting NYC this week, posted on her blog about being at a restaurant and recognizing an old college friend across the room. When I saw Nomi for lunch on Wednesday, I related the following as a “Can You Top This?” entry and she insisted I share this.

On Tuesday, Deb took Kate and Robbie into the city to visit the American Museum of Natural History. They met up with Deb’s sister Chris and her sons, Stephen and Gregory. After finishing their tour, they were met by Deb and Chris’s brother Jim. The seven of them stopped by DC for a bit and then went off to see the sights.

Later, I was called and told to meet them at Mars 2112, a Sci-Fi themed restaurant that I suggest you avoid. I was subsequently called and told the line was 1.5 hours long and I should come join them when I could.

The line slowly snaked into the building and as Deb took off her hat and gloves, looked over her shoulder and was shocked to see, standing directly behind her family on line, was my cousin Rebecca with her family and her brother Josh with his family. To make this surprise reunion clear, Rebecca lives in Connecticut and Josh is up from North Carolina.

Josh told me they wound up at Mars 2112 (a restaurant I suggest you avoid) because our mutual cousin Marc said their kids loved it. So, for about an hour, I ignored Deb’s family in favor of playing with my younger cousins, including Meredith, Lily and Zach and catching up with Rebecca, Paul, Josh and Janet.

The 16 of us did not get seated together, but that’s okay. It was a wonderful coincidence, a small Christmas season miracle to allow family to see one another under the least expected circumstances.

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What I Read This Year

I read a lot and enjoy doing it. And for some reason lost to antiquity, I began keeping a list of books read since 1997. As 2004 closes, I hit a new record, 70 books. Behind the cut is the complete list for those who care. The breakdown though is interesting:

27% Star Trek
20% Non-Fiction
20% Mystery/Crime
18% Fiction
15% Genre (Science fiction/Fantasy/Horror)

Obviously it's weighted towards Star Trek since it's both a hobby and a profession. The fairly even split beyond that surprises me since I thought I had read more fiction and less non-fiction than in the past.

This is not to say that's all I read. After all, there is also:

Daily: USA Today, Connecticut Post, (parts of) The New York Times

Weekly: Time, The Week, Entertainment Weekly, TV Guide

Monthly: Approx. 100 comic books, Smithsonian, Starlog, CFQ, Playboy, Premiere, Alter Ego, Wizard, Comic Buyer's Guide

and stuff here and there. None of the above includes the stories I also read as I prepare collections at DC so that just adds to the total.

Theodore Rex
Edmund Morris

The Zero Game
Brad Meltzer

Star Trek: A Time to Be Born
John Vornholt

Star Trek: A Time to Die
John Vornholt

Star Trek: A Time to Reap
Dayton Ward & Kevin Dilmore

Star Trek: A Time to Sow
Dayton Ward & Kevin Dilmore

Angel in Black
Max Allan Collins

Bet Your Life
Brian Dooling

The True and Outstanding Adventures of the Hunt Sisters
Elizabeth Robinson

The Return of the Black Widowers
Isaac Asimov

Tong Lashing
Peter David

The Namesake
Jhumpara Lahiri

Star Trek: The Case of the Colonist's Corpse
Bob Ingersoll & Tony Isabella

Star Trek: Catalyst of Sorrows
Margaret Wander Bonanno

Bad Business
Robert B. Parker

Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Philosophy: Fear and Trembling in Sunnydale
James B. South, editor

Star Trek: SCE - Foundations
Dayton Ward & Kevin Dilmore

Enterprise - Daedelus's Children
David Stern

Manna from Heaven
Roger Zelazny

Til Death Do Us Part
Kate White

Blankets
Craig Thompson

Portarit of the Aritst
Gary Milledge, editor

The Little Friend
Donna Tartt

Slave Masters
Susan Wright

Diary of a Teenage Girl
Phoebe Gloeckner

Stranger to the Game
Bob Gibson

Death by Hollywood
Steven Bochco

Is that a Gun in your Pocket?
Rachel Abramowitz

Star Trek: Worlds of the Federation 1
Una McCormack/Heather Jarman

One Night Stands with American History
Richard Shenkman

Baseball Forever
Ralph Kiner

Smoke and Mirrors
Neil Gaiman

A Spectacle of Corruption
David Liss

Candyfreak
Steven Almond

Star Trek: A Time to Kill
David Mack

Star Trek: Enigma
Michael Jan Friedman

Star Trek: A Time for War/A Time for Peace
Keith R.A.
DeCandido

Star Trek: Tales of the Dominion War
Keith R.A. DeCandido, editor

Dragon Precinct
Keith R.A. DeCandido

Grosse Pointe Girl
Sarah Grace McCandless

Tatiana & Alexander
Paullina Simons

Kushiel's Dart
Jacqueline Carey

Murderer's Row
Otto Penzler, editor

Mailroom
David Riskin

Queen & Country
Greg Rucka

Help, I'm Trapped in a Chinese Bakery
Alan King

Double Play
Robert B. Parker

Callgirl
Jeannette Angell

Star Trek: Stargazer-Maker
Michael Jan Friedman

Petty Treason
Madeleine E. Robbins

Star Trek: A Time to Heal
David Mack

Melancholy Baby
Robert B. Parker

The Universal Baseball Association, Inc.: J. Henry Waugh,
Prop.

Robert Coover

Staying Dead
Laura Ann Gilman

Star Trek: SCE - Wildfire
Keith R.A. DeCandido, editor

The Bad Guys Won! A Season of Brawling, Boozing, Bimbo-chasing,
and Championship Baseball with Straw, Doc, Mookie, Nails, The Kid, and the Rest of the 1986 Mets, the Rowdiest Team Ever to Put on a New York Uniform--and Maybe the Best

Jeff Pearlman

Crisis on Infinite Earths
Marv Wolfman

Hour Game
David Baldacci

From Sawdust to Stardust
Terry Lee Rioux

Grifter's Game
Lawrence Block

Fade to Blonde
Max Phillips

Star Trek: Vulcan's Soul - Exodus Book 1
Josepha Sherman &
Susan Shwartz

Two in the Field
Darryl Brock

Star Trek: New Frontier-After the Fall
Peter David

Murder by Magic
Rosemary Edghill, editor

Guilty Pleasures
Laurell K. Hamilton

Dragon Moon
Chris Claremont & Beth Fleisher

Star Trek: Genesis Force
John Vornholt

Dick Giordano: Changing Comics, One Day at a Time
Michael Eury

Almost Like Being in Love
Steve Kluger

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December 29, 2004

2004 in Review

The year is coming to a close and like many others, I’m taking a moment, taking stock of what got accomplished these last twelve months and what didn’t. While I don’t normally do New Year’s resolutions (although I did finally kick biting my nails), it’s nice to set out goals.

Did I accomplish everything I set out to do in 2004? Nope. Could I have been more efficient? Probably.

Starting in the spring, my freelance work slowed down. Deb asked me not to beat the bushes too hard for a bit. She and Robbie were complaining I was “hiding away” in the basement working for too long. And they were right. We had other things to deal with such as Kate’s high school graduation and prep to leave home.

By late summer, it was time to start putting things back into gear. The freelance landscape had shifted a bit, slowed down in many of my regular spots. Pocket was pretty full up on Star Trek ideas and I still had a few on editors’ desk and Rosen’s new season of books was still being developed.

I tinkered a bit on the original fantasy that I still want to work on, totally ignored the mainstream novel that’s been dormant for too long. What I discovered is that when left to my own devices, I putter too long and don’t maximize my working time. I need deadlines and targets. If anything improves in 2005, it’ll be that.

In the fall I found a lead on a new non-fiction project and finally have an outline in shape so need to do the sample chapter. So that’ll be my first target followed by finishing the fershlugginer novel outline, especially since two different editors have expressed interest in the project.

I’ve already started looking after myself with the gym and three months in, I don’t rival Jack LaLanne but I feel better as I add more weight to the equipment. So far so good.

There remain books to read, movies to watch and the like, but that’ll never change. Social engagements with friends need to be scheduled, got one for early February already so I’m making the effort.

Various storage places around the house need attention so we need to schedule some weekends to tackle that. Winter is good for that since it means Deb is free from tinkering in her garden. I’d like things to be a little less cluttered, a little more organized.

As for DC, it’s been a pretty good year. Many of my accepted ideas saw print, several of which have already gone back to press for additional printings. I tried some new projects, which felt good. Probably could have been busier but that’s just the ebb and flow of these collections.

In looking back, it’s been full and busy, mainly satisfying, marginally frustrating in spots. Nothing disastrous happened and nothing life-changing (for me anyway) occurred. We survived Kate moving out to college and Robbie getting his license.

In all, a solid year. With luck, 2005 will be a little bit better in all ways.

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December 26, 2004

And on the Day After...

Christmas Eve proved peaceful. Spanglish was very entertaining, well acted and an original story. The pacing drags a bit in the middle but I recommend it.

We got home to find Robbie having surprised us. He returned home from work and made our dinner. We had the traditional pasta, shrimp and salad. Then there were the gifts. We were most pleased. By 9:30 they were dressed and off to prep for singing in the choir while I puttered around the house, getting things ready.

They sang nicely, the mass was fine and I only started to nod off during the homily. We got home around 12:40 and the kids slunk off to bed. Deb and I played Santa including wrapping one final gift I totally forgot about.

Robbie got us up by 7 a.m. and we were staggering downstairs and opening what Santa delivered within minutes. We allowed the process to drag out, barely keeping an eye on the clock given their obligation for more singing at 10 a.m. mass. They managed to be ready right on time so this worked.

Between Santa Deb and the family, I was given some lovely things. I now own all 11 Marx Brothers movies thanks to the two recently released box sets. I also received a Merino wool sweater, black belt, socks, a GWU travel mug, The Very Best of Robert Palmer, The Clash’s London Calling 25th anniversary edition (from Kate) and the Crimson Tide soundtrack. Robbie proudly provided me with the first wave of Corgi’s new line of die cast metal Bat-vehicles. Not a lot of books, the latest Steve Kloves novel and Men of Tomorrow, the book about the founders of the comic book industry. Very satisfying.

We had a leisurely afternoon as Robbie beat me at Lord of the Rings Stratego and we played the LOTR Trivial Pursuit until the turkey was done. We swung into action and by 4:30 were sitting down to our feast (not quite of roast beast). It was all wonderful with plenty of leftovers for the next few days plus a carcass that will soon become soup broth. Afterwards, we cleaned up and then Deb’s brother Jim arrived with his boys for dessert. We hung out as the boys played until they got hungry. And again, as the adults chatted, the three boys went off and Robbie introduced his cousins to the wonders of Groucho, Chico, and Harpo via Horesfeathers. The transfer quality looks pretty good so I’m pleased.

Everyone was pretty much in bed and dead to the world by 10. Today, we took care of business in and out of the house with the goal of being done early enough to chill. Once Robbie gets back from work at 6, we’ll settle down to our final Christmas treat: a hopefully uninterrupted viewing of the extended edition of Return of the King. There will be turkey sandwiches and assorted finger foods to keep us going for the nearly 5 hours required to absorb this new version of the story. We can’t wait.

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December 24, 2004

Twas the Day Before Christmas

It's been busy around the house. This morning was non-stop as Deb and I chopped, sauteed, browned, stirred, baked, and washed. We're in terrific shape for Christmas Day which feels good. Robbie's final gifts from his Aunt and Uncles finally arrived so they have to wrapped while he's at work.

Deb, Kate and I will spend the afternoon seeing Spanglish right after I return some e-mail to people, thanks to this blog, I have heard from once again.

As expected, yesterday I did complete the first daft on the Anicent Chinese technology book. Also baked, shopped, wrapped and did other holiday stuff. Treated myself to a bizarre double feature thanks to cable and video: Y Tu Mama Tambien and Terminator 3. The former is an interesting character study -- just wish I liked the characters more. The latter is an exercise in excess, a movie that did not need to be made. And a total waste of Claire Danes' talents.

If Santa's coming, may he bring you your heart's desire. To everyone, a happy, quiet, and peaceful holiday weekend.

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December 22, 2004

Book Bits

We shipped Batman: Cover to Cover to the printer yesterday. Months of intense work and constant revision are now over. Our designer, Robbin Brosterman, is exhausted from the concentrated effort but she created a beautiful book. It’s going to be exciting in a few weeks to see the first press proofs from Hong Kong. Then there’s going to be that long wait until May when the book hits the shelves and I hear what people not connected to the project think.

At least I have a few other big projects in the offing to fuss with.

Meantime, I hear from my colleagues that the DC Comics Encyclopedia is DK’s best selling title of the season. Great news to hear. I’m still awaiting word on the second printing (as opposed to a revised, second edition) and continue to collect errata.

And as for current writing, tomorrow I should complete the first draft of the book on Ancient Chinese Technology so I’m comfortably ahead of schedule. Just need one more idea to complete the three I intend to submit for a media tie-in project that is accepting pitches for another week or so.

With luck 2005 will slowly and calmly fill with interesting writing projects.

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December 20, 2004

Having a Holly Jolly Christmas

For whatever reason, the entire family got into the mood to sit and watch numerous Christmas specials this weekend. In years past, we would make this a ritual, working our way through a tape I compiled of what we consider classics: The Grinch who Stole Christmas, Muppet Family Christmas, Charlie Brown, Rudolph, etc. Over time, we stopped doing this en masse so Rob would watch what he liked and I drifted to watching Miracle on 34th Street and the Alistair Sim A Christmas Carol.

The one thing we all watched, though, was A Muppet Family Christmas. This turns out to be Deb’s favorite. The version we have on tape was a repeat during The Wonderful World of Disney which edited out some scenes and had an intro between Michael Eisner and Kermit. Last year, I decided to just splurge and get the show in DVD, figuring it would be better with the deleted scenes restored and a crisp clean picture. So, I found one on eBay and it arrived too late for the season.

With Kate home, we settled in last night to watch some of the specials. We already had indulged Robbie a night or two earlier by watching his favorite, A Muppet Christmas Carol. We pop in the DVD and the kids are fascinated to see sequences they had never seen before but we were all horrified to discover two songs missing, with ham-fisted editing.

This morning I checked with Henson.com and in their FAQ section they state, “It is true that the recorded release of A Muppet Family Christmas is shorter than was the original broadcast special. The original agreement regarding some of the music for this special was for broadcast television only. Subsequently, when the show was re-released certain selections had to be removed.”

Bah humbug!

I do have to say, after years of not seeing Grinch it was warm and comforting. I was reminding all over again the genius of Chuck Jones and the inspired use of Boris Karloff as the narrator.

Rudolph is really a period piece, isn’t it? The issue of conformity was a hotly debated topic when this was made forty years ago. To me, Rudolph was a mutant, shunned and disliked by reindeer that feared his differences. Then when Professor S needs his power, people come to understand he’s not really a threat.

And this debuted on Sunday, December 6, 1964, just a year after Stan and Jack were developing their own mutant themes? Coincidence?

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December 17, 2004

Another Week Ends

I’m tired.

A sure sign of age is being worn out after being out two consecutive weeknights. But, tis the season and all that.

On Wednesday I was attending a party thrown by a literary agency. No, they don’t represent me, but one of the partners is a pal and she took pity on me, I guess. It was a terrific gathering, just small and intimate enough that I knew most everyone there. The offices aren’t terribly large and I got a chance to play catch up with people while hanging around the main area.

I actually got to swap stories with the Pocket contingent of Marco Palmieri, Jen Heddle and Elisa Kassin (whom I have seen out of the offices only once before). Also got to trade jibes with Keith DeCandido, Terri Osborne and David and Kara Mack. I was also pleasantly surprised to run into Jackie Ching, the former Milestone editor now at Watson-Guptill. We had traded calls for a while about a project that never happened. Off in a corner, we actually came up with something that may be worth pursing in January. And, I was thrilled to run into Anne Sowards, the always-upbeat Berkley editor who I only usually see at the SFWA receptions. Seeing her twice within a month is virtually unprecedented.

The following night was Deb’s office party. Very different starting with the fact that I knew no one before I got there. It was also at a club, with blaring music and too many people for the space. As a result, I was more than a little hoarse this morning. Anyway, it was nice finally putting faces and voices to the names I have heard these last 20 months or so. A few highlights:

One co-worker is the nephew of Howard Zimmerman, now an editor at Byron Preiss Visual Publications, but who was my first boss when I worked at Starlog. And he toiled alongside Keith when they were twenty-somethings at BPVP.

The other was meeting Larry Kramer, the guy who founded one company that grew and merged with other small companies until it finally became Marketwatch, which just got bought by Dow Jones. He’s a down-to-earth guy, fun to chat with. We swapped some stories, mostly about his days working at the Syracuse University school paper while delivering pizzas. We also talked about his many plans for the future since he doesn’t need to work anymore but, like me, can’t imagine not having something to do.

Fun nights but I like the idea of going home and being a couch potato.

Besides, Kate comes home tomorrow for four weeks and that’s going to be really, really nice.

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December 15, 2004

Uncovering Batman

The March solicitations for DC went live on Monday so I guess it’s safe to talk a little bit about Batman: Cover to Cover.

Imagine sorting through 500+ first round covers and winnowing it down to about 275 covers, organized by a variety of subject headings. Then try and find loose copies of 275 comics spanning 65 years.

Now think about creating a list of 20+ people to write short pieces about their favorite cover. And then contacting them, getting their picks and getting them paid.

That is the merest tip of the enormous amount of time and effort I, along with several of my colleagues, expended to make this book happen. To anyone in the publishing world, the idea that we got started on this in earnest in August and are sending it to the printer in Hong Kong on Friday, would seem ludicrous.

And yet, that’s what we’ve done. It’s a clean, handsome book, fun to look at, a breeze to read and something I hope people like. If this succeeds, it will show what we in Collected Editions can do, opening the door to new challenges.

There’ll be more about this, no doubt, at Newsarama and The Pulse in the coming months.

And for my Next Trick

Today, according the New York Times, the most eagerly awaited comics event of 2004 comes to a conclusion with the release of Identity Crisis #7.

For some, the journey ends. For me, it continues. I’m already at work assembling the hardcover compilation of the miniseries. This week, Time.com releases their survey of the 4-5 biggest 2005 projects from each publisher. Imagine my surprise to see the collection listed.

No pressure. Nope, none whatsoever.

On Serenity

Over at Ain’t it Cool News, today they post some comments about the earliest test screening of the Firefly movie which comes out in September, Thankfully, the reviews are uniformly positive. Of course, now I want to see the movie sooner than later.

On Pedro

So, the Mets have gone and done it. Snatched Pedro from the Red Sox. Big splash. Makes new GM Omar Minaya look good.

Looking closely, though, the next set of moves he makes will really tell if he knows his team or not. For example, Pedro’s good for 100 pitches then he needs a break. With luck, that gets the Mets through the 6th or 7th inning. Does Minaya have a rubber-armed middle relief corps ready to get to the closer? The trade of Mike Stanton for Felix Heredia gives us a younger but not better arm. The return of Scott Strickland will also be a plus. But is that enough? Is Royce Ring ready to step up to the majors and anchor the pen?

With Kaz Matsui shifting from shortstop to second and learning a new position, that makes the right side of the infield fragile. The Mets need a strong first baseman to take command the way Keith Hernandez did so brilliantly in the ‘80s. Going for Richie Sexson was the right decision. He, instead, chose Seattle. OK, so who else is available? Well, there’s John Olerud, looking for work. He’d be a good steadying influence to the youngsters around the infield (Matsui, Jose Reyes and David Wright) and a superb fielder, okay hitter. He’s my choice. But Minaya, still looking to appease the diehards, is negotiating for catcher-turned-first baseman Carlos Delgado. We tried that last season with Piazza. Didn’t work. Delgado is more comfortable at first but not a Gold Glover by any stretch of the imagination so we’re sacrificing defense for power – a gamble I’m not sure I would take.

We didn’t re-sign Richard Hidalgo so need at least one outfielder, maybe two if we trade Cliff Floyd. Scuttlebutt says it’s Moises Alou, a great player when he’s healthy which may be 40% of the time. Better they look for someone a little younger, a little more healthy. Or, let Victor Diaz prove he’s ready for prime time.

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December 11, 2004

Some More Catch-Up

Bringing things up to date:

  • In case you don’t read the comments below the entries, it’s been made clear that Justin Timberlake-is-Iron Man remains a sick rumor. There are some things to be thankful for this season, after all.
  • My big DC project will finally be announced in the next week or so and I hope people find it as cool as I do. It’s being finished this week and will be off to Hong Kong for printing right on schedule, which is a bit of a Christmas miracle given the amount of work required in a short period. Guess it helps that most of us are trained in a periodical world. We’ll chat more about this later.
  • Word is The DC Comics Encyclopedia is DK’s best-selling book of the season which is just neat. I’ve been lobbying them a bit on what I think is a terrific follow-up idea but haven’t heard back as yet.
  • Webmaster Glenn shared the following link, which is a neat look at an earlier use of the word blog. He also points out it might be a violation of DC’s trademark and copyright so kids, don’t try this at home.
  • I don’t often recommend things here but let me suggest comic book fans sample the new launch of Legion of Super-Heroes by Mark Waid and Barry Kitson. It’ll be in stores in about 10 days and it’s a fresh yet faithful reimagining of the Legion. The set-up was done in the recent Teen Titans/Legion Special but this issue really is all you need for starters. They do a nice job introducing you to the 31st Century and give you a good first chapter. One of the other nice things is that the package allows for 30 story pages per issue which is kinda necessary for team books. I recall back in the late 1970s when DC had both Legion and JLA at 48 pages with 34 pages of story per issue and both series benefited.
  • Kate comes home from college a week from today and it’ll be nice to have her home. She has survived and even thrived during her first semester at GWU so we’re proud of her accomplishments. Should be interesting to see if she can adjust to four weeks of living in a house with family as opposed to a dorm.
  • And finally, I'm disappointed the Bush Administration won't benefit from Bernard Kerik's experience. He was the perfect choice given his experience. I read his autobiography and was very, very impressed. Worse, he withdrew his nomination for the same reason Zoe Baird withdrew her nomination for the Supreme Court...not paying taxes for a Nanny. A crime according to the letter of the law but trust me, they weren't the only two Americans to ignore that provision. A provision that would have otherwise made it impossible for families to provide proper child care. Trust me, I know. (And in a bizarre twist of fate, we actually hired Baird's nanny, a lovely girl named Ashley, as summer help shortly after the scandal.)

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    December 07, 2004

    Can Justin Timberlake act?

    An IM conversation with Katie (reprinted with permission):

    Bob: Can Justin Timberlake act?

    Katie: Justin Timberlake can womanize. And pout. Why? What terrible casting just occured?

    Bob: New Line is about to announce him as Iron Man.

    Katie: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Katie: NONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOO!

    Katie: NO GOOD CAN POSSIBLY COME OF THIS!!!

    Bob: I had a similar notion.

    Katie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    Katie: I hope New Line truly suffers for it.

    Bob: But New Line is Time Warner, I want us to proifit at Marvel's expense, but not necessarily this way.

    Katie: DAaaaaaaaamn.

    Katie: This sucks.

    Bob: Nick Cassavettes is directing and Timberlake is a far cry from Tom Cruise who wanted to play Tony Stark/Iron Man some years back.

    Katie: Tom Cruise would make a perfect Iron Man. Timberlake is a whiny, blond pretty boy.

    Bob: sigh. thank you for the confirmation of my fear.

    Katie: NP. :-)

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    Some odds and ends on a dreary day.

    The Clone Saga Lives Again

    A buddy stopped by while I was eating lunch and we got to talking comics (just like in the good old days). And we started talking about the current storyline in Amazing Spider-Man. We’re both of an age where the notion of teenage virgin Gwen Stacy deciding to bed 45year-old-or-so Norman Osborn ruins our perception of the character. I began thinking of ways it could be ignored or undone. For a brief, shining moment I thought of a way to use the dreaded Gwen Stacy clone. Then, after some quick internet research, it appeared that professor Miles Warren, creator of the clone, started on his path to lunacy as a result of his student’s death meaning the clone wasn’t around to service Norman.

    Anyone else have a good idea?

    On Barry and Steroids

    Another thing that bruises the little kid inside me is the notion that in 2005, Barry Bonds will break Babe Ruth’s homerun total, shoving the Bambino down to the #3 on the All-Time list.

    I was heartened by last week’s news about the steroids finally coming to light. There’s a terrific column in the New York Times today pointing out any good health food store carries legit version of the two substances Bonds claims he was provided via BALCO. In other words, he’s lying through his teeth in a most unconvincing way.

    If Major League Baseball has a commissioner with some balls – and I mean some serious cojones – he would suspend the players involved, strike their accomplishments from the record for the period they were believed to be “enhanced”, deny them Awards consideration (Bonds as MVP? I don’t think so.) and finally, tell Union head Donald Fehr to take a hike.

    Instead, MLB has Bud Selig.

    Back in the day, people moaned when Happy Chandler was commissioner and insisted that Roger Maris had to break the Babe’s single season record in 154 games or there’d be an asterisk by his name since, comparing apples to apples, Maris took more games to accomplish the same feat. Following that same apples to apples thinking, players who used legal methods to buff up (you know, proper diet and exercise, some weight training) should not be penalized by Bonds or Giambi or anyone who cheated.

    And it’s become clearer than ever that Sammy Sosa has stopped taking the steroids. His physique is back to human dimensions and his number shave plummeted back to earth.

    Another black eye for the National Pastime and another disappointment.

    Almost Caught Up

    In a productive burst, Robbie and I are now caught up with NYPD Blue and Jack and Bobby while the family is pretty much caught up with the rest of our prime time programming. All that remains are 9 episodes of Enterprise to slog through, although I hear it’s having a pretty good season.

    Blue is definitely heading towards a conclusion and is easing the characters through the transition nicely. The cases remain solid, the character interactions pretty terrific. It’s a shame some familiar faces aren’t around but the ghost of Bobby Simone (Jimmy Smits) provided some terrific acting moments for Dennis Franz. The show isn’t as intense or as surprising as it used to be but at least it’s going out with its head held high.

    J&B has been a bit more uneven but is finding its footing. I like a lot of the various character moments, the script allowing the characters to actually speak to one another rather than do some exposition and move on. Grace (Christine Lahti) has been a bit more fleshed out and has been very strong in her relationship with Jack in the last few episodes, especially the one in which he loses his virginity. I also like how the various characters are thrust into dealing with the less likely counterparts so Bobby playing chess with the University President comes off as fresh and filled with nice bits. The show should stick around and I hope it doesn’t get further clobbered come January when it not only has to fend off The West Wing but Alias.

    Now all I need is time to sampleHouse which people tell me is pretty fine stuff.

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    December 05, 2004

    Why we don't need Analysts

    The world is a very complex place and as chaos theory suggests, a minor event in one part of the world can trigger a chain of events causing huge events in another part of the world. Still, I try and boil things down to simple a term, which usually causes trouble or at least gets Deb very frustrated with me.

    Take the stock market, for example. The Market reacts less to a company’s actual announcements than what the analysts think the company will say or do. For example, if LexCorp’s analysts think they will post double-digit sales increases for the fourth quarter, but Lex Luthor announces he’s only managed eight percent sales increases, he has failed the expectations and the stock drops.

    What people aren’t focusing on, in my opinion, is that LexCorp increased sales eight percent. That’s positive news and news that, without the analyst’s guesses, would have sent the stock up.

    Given the economy over the last few years, any sales increases should be applauded, guesstimates be damned. Those companies, like Google, that have chosen to avoid forecasting the future, are to be commended and encouraged. Why project what the next year will bring when so many market forces are out of their control? Dock workers struck last year creating huge gridlock for imports just around the holidays. In January 2003, could J.C. Penny or Circuit City have any clue that would slow up deliveries and ultimately sales, forcing them to possibly miss their forecasts?

    Analysts are little different than the touts at the race track and like Chico in A Day at the Races they can make a fortune selling the decoding books.

    With that said, one of the chief headaches is always the guessing about the holiday sales season. Recently, in the days leading up to Black Friday, the theoretical busiest shopping day of the year, the analysts were assuming the season would show a 3-5% increase in sales. People had money to burn, were working, had their tax cut dollars at the ready and confident the government was stable.

    By Monday it was clear the ballyhooed sales were lackluster. Friday looked good, because of the early bird sales, discounts and coupons. But the behemoth Wal-Mart staggered with sales increases of under 1% and others were little better. The papers were filled with stories about the stores were hoping to avoid price reductions this early but were forced to do something to get people back in the stores. Wal-Mart has picked 24 items to heavily push and came under criticism for previously discounting the wrong items, failing to understand their customer base.

    The papers got so much mileage out of this because everyone listened to the analysts. Well, if I were employing these marketing geniuses, and saw they missed the mark that badly, I would question their effectiveness and worth.

    I do not presume to understand all of America. The nation’s collective psyche is something I can’t fathom in a variety of areas. All I know is my household. We’ve shopped, we bought stuff on sale, and started in November to avoid the rush and have a nice selection. We’re one gift short of effectively being done and tomorrow I will ship all that needs shipping. Our household will be spending about what it spent last year (and the year before), mostly because we stretch our buying power with smart shopping. I didn’t need an analyst to tell me when and where to shop and I would think we’d be all better off if they just shut up and went away.

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    December 02, 2004

    No More Surprises

    I think I finally figured out what my problem is with the West Wing. Like everyone else, I sorely miss Aaron Sorkin’s quirky narrative style and use of dialogue. But there’s more to it.

    John Wells produces fine, nicely polished episodic television. But he’s been at it so long he falls into television shorthand and telegraphs actions. As a result, one of the best things about Sorkin’s work is missing here and that is the element of surprise.

    Last night’s episode crystallized it for me. From the get-go I saw something was wrong with Bartlet. He wouldn’t normally miss something like the Taiwanese flag and the way he played it as a mistake was not in the same coy way he got his message across during the re-election television interviews. No, something was wrong and the lingering looks on CJ as she worried about the Prez screamed there’s a problem.

    And what problem could that be? Well, gosh, we just got through Leo telling CJ Bartlet needs to play chess as a check against the MS recurring. The Prez now has a problem…oh; it has to be the MS. So, as the episode ended, and Bartlet told Abby about his vision troubles, I proclaimed, “ah ha!” The coming attractions cinched it beyond a doubt.

    Without meaning to, John Wells is slowly morphing The West Wing into ER. First there’s Donna caught in the explosion and the season ending cliffhanger as they rush her back into surgery. Then Leo’s heart attack. And now this.

    Someone at NBC or Warner TV needs to remind Wells he’s producing a political drama. A drama that has been built on the characters and their foibles as well as their strengths. I’ve been slowly rewatching the first season on DVD and am reminded all over again about how Wells slipped in fascinating information through the various characters as well as revealing things about them over time. Just got through the episode where we meet Toby’s ex-wife, the congresswoman. That was a surprise and we got to see some nice characters bits with him.

    This season, Wells has found more Sorkinesque rhythms but it’s not enough and they don’t crackle. Charlie’s attempts to retrieve the Taiwan flag told us plenty we didn’t know about what becomes of Presidential gifts is from the Sorkin bag of tricks but the heavy-handedness of Josh being denied China while being wooed by Hoynes is boring drama.

    I miss the surprises, both big and small.

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    December 01, 2004

    It's not my Fault

    I was delighted to see that Rosen Publishing was smart enough to solicit their Library of Graphic Novelists via Diamond. The first wave of six titles are featured on page 310 of the December Diamond Previews catalogue.

    I was also pleased to see that Diamond threw their spotlight on the books featuring Neil Gaiman and my own Will Eisner book.

    Then I read the description.

    Buried about halfway down it reads, “The author of this engaging book, a former Editor-in-Chief at Marvel and DC comics…”

    Uh, no. I’ve been a Director, a Manager and currently a Senior Editor but have never been an Editor-in-Chief. Someone wasn’t reading my About the Author notes very carefully.

    I immediately fired off an apologetic e-mail to Joe Quesada on the off chance he might think I was inflating my credentials. Next, I’m going upstairs to make it cool with Mike Carlin and Dan DiDio.

    Sheesh. OK, I think the book is engaging but it’s not up to me.

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